Attention Spans

This series of original mini stories was submitted by PJH, a new writer from Great Baddow, Essex.

A wing and a prayer	What did a mere woman know about golf; she certainly knew which way to look!
Cuban crisis; what crisis?	Sometimes it's best to just do what you're told.
Delegating	Of course it's right that a manager should delegate... it is, isn't it?
Driving lessons	A serious accident caused by inexperience; or was it?
Famous for fifteen minutes	It really was fame… if only for fifteen minutes…
Fishing with a lure	The best way to catch shark.
Job opportunities	The best ticket inspector on the underground.
Long time dying	She was the last patient on the ward...
Lunch break	What really happened at the cemetery?
Miss Chrissy Peasholme	He would really rather be somewhere else - with her...
No smoking	How to deal with an alien.
One size fits all	It was a money spinner beyond Gilbert's and Mrs Finkleshine's dreams of wildest avarice.
Power mad	Billy wasn't very bright so the teacher saw the opportunity to wield his power.
Sleeping rough	"Just leave the package in the doorway..."
Stars in their eyes	It had been a very, very long journey...
The cat's whiskers	They found hairs on him belonging to the murdered man's cat...
The harder they fall	The medal proved he was a hero, didn't it?
The lane	They only asked for directions; he was just an old fool, wasn't he?
The umpire strikes back	This was a thankless job...
The wild blue yonder	But did it really happen...
Time off	When he spotted Tom from Purchasing, he waved but Tom didn't wave back...
Which way is up?	The Top Notch Think Tank turns our understanding of the world upside down.