Bank robbery

"Hm... what's that bloke doing going into the bank? Black roll-neck, body warmer, balaclava, needs a shave... He's obviously seeing the bank manager about his portfolio. Not!

Should I call his broker for him? Mobile ready... dial 999... wait a while before pressing the SEND key, just in case he really is a yuppie on his day off.

Should I go in? Whoa, hang on there. That's a big banana he's got in his pocket. What if he slips it out and I'm the one who gets unzipped? I think I'll go round the side and watch through the window.

Yep! He's going to the counter... head down... hand pulling on the banana - here we go!

Oh! It is a banana... and he's taken a gold car out of the same pocket.

I think I'll make myself scarce.