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The licensee chats with a previous
landlord
but how previous?
Roman remains
Mr Olicana, mine host at the Crown and Thorns, was clearing up
after the last hiking drinkers had hiked it out of the bar. Their
boots had scarred his stone floor and left behind clods of Yorkshire
moor. Mr Olicana thought it strange that despite the hikers' pursuit
of a healthy outdoor life they always left the ashtrays full!
Mrs Olicana shouted from the kitchen that she was 'Going up now'
and the kitchen door was 'locked' and 'did he want anything?' Mr
Olicana shouted back his usual 'No' and 'not to wait up for him'
He waited to hear the upstairs door slam then poured himself a schooner
of red wine and went outside through the bar door.
The night was full of stars and the moors were lit by a full moon.
There was a chill in the air foretelling the end of summer but it
was weather he loved. He sat down on a bench at the side of the
pub wall and looked across the road at the blackthorn hedge silhouetted
against the night sky.
'Evening' said a voice in his left ear, Mr Olicana sniffed, 'More
like morning than evening' he said 'how are you Max? been a while;
sit down man; fancy a glass?'
Max slumped down on the bench. 'I'm well. Been busy - and I will
have a glass thanks' Mr Olicana disappeared back into the bar and
reappeared with another glass and a bottle of red.
'What's up then Max you sound a bit down. Missus giving you grief?'
Max sipped at his wine nodding appreciatively. 'No more than usual'
he said 'No it's not the wife; more the new man throwing his weight
around to impress god knows who. Now he wants to rename the place'
Mr Olicana snorted 'What after all these years? What's he going
to call it?' 'Its new name is to be Isis' said Max. Mr Olicana laughed.
'Not very soldierly or warlike
bit feminine' Max put his empty
glass down on the arm of the bench and stood up. 'Quite' he said,
with emphasis. 'I got to go, thanks for the drink'
Mr Olicana stood and smiled. 'You're welcome Max, anytime, you know
that'
Max waved and set off down the road his crested helmet glinting
in the moonlight and his short sword tapping against his side, Mr
Olicana listened until the sounds of the hobnailed sandals had faded
then collected the bottle and glasses and returned to his own time
©PJH
2005
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